Top 25 album titles that didn’t happen

  1. Nirvana – I Hate Myself And I Want To Die (In Utero)
  2. Stephen Malkmus – Dear Mom, Send Money (Stephen Malkmus)
  3. Beastie Boys – Don’t Be A Faggot (License to Ill) [they subsequently had an apology for their homophobia printed in a gay magazine]
  4. Morrissey – Education In Reverse (Viva Hate)
  5. New Order – Carry On New Order (Republic )
  6. Redd Kross – Black Motorcycle Madonna (Researching The Blues)
  7. Blink 182 – Vasectomy, Vasect-a-you (Take Off Your Pants And Jacket)
  8. Stephen Malkmus – L.A. Guns (Mirror Traffic)
  9. Super Furry Animals – (Text Messaging Is Destroying The Pub Quiz As We Know It (Rings Around The World)
  10. Offspring –  Chinese Democracy [You Snooze, You Lose] (Splinter, this was mooted before Guns N Roses had released Chinese Democracy)
  11. The Beatles – One Down, Six To Go (Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band, they had just signed a six album record deal)
  12. Beastie Boys – Thick Like Beyoncé’s Leg (The Mix-Up)
  13. The Rolling Stones – Hard Knocks and Dirty Socks (Let It Bleed)
  14. Metallica – Metal Up Your Ass (Kill ‘Em All)
  15. Bryan Adams – Bryan Adams Hasn’t Heard of You Either (You Want It You Got It)
  16. The Beach Boys – Dumb Angel (Smile)
  17. Talking Heads – Melody Attack (Remain In Light)
  18. Pavement – Farewell Horizontal (Terror Twilight)
  19. Stevie Wonder – Let’s See Life The Way It Is  (Songs In The Key Of Life)
  20. Eric Clapton – The Best Guitarist In The World: There’s One In Every Crowd (There’s One In Every Crowd)
  21. The Beatles – Everest (Abbey Road)
  22. Madonna – Stiff Is The New Hard (American Life)
  23. Wilco – Get Well Soon Everybody (The Whole Love)
  24. The Rolling Stones – Yesssireee (Exile On Main Street)
  25. The Teardrop Explodes – Everybody Wants To Shag The Teardrop Explodes (Kilimanjaro)

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